The Not an Espresso Martini Coffee Mug

The Not an Espresso Martini Coffee Mug

This mug is your undercover partner-in-sips. Whether you’re powering through your 9am meeting or fake-typing on Slack, no one needs to know if it’s coffee—or a cold Blossom espresso martini.

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100% pure plausible deniability. Ceramic. Black glossy interior, hilarious message on the exterior. Dishwasher-safe, wink-ready. Guaranteed to confuse your boss and impress your coworkers.
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Blossom is always made with real espresso, real vodka, premium ingredients, and bar-grade recipes—nitro-infused for a smooth, drinkable, and delicious finish.

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