The Ex-Boyfriend Tee

The Ex-Boyfriend Tee

Because choosing between him and espresso martinis was too easy. This tee says “I’ve healed” but also “I’m thriving in tins at happy hour.” Lightweight, true to size, and perfect for sipping Blossom while ignoring his texts—again.

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100% flirty, 100% soft cotton. Oversized fit. Heavyweight enough to sleep in, cry in, or cheers in. Best paired with a Blossom can and 45 missed calls.
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Blossom is always made with real espresso, real vodka, premium ingredients, and bar-grade recipes—nitro-infused for a smooth, drinkable, and delicious finish.

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